The New Maid

Joke ID#1688
Funny (3.04)
Rating (2.13)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By jiffyiscool
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(219 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 18, 2005

This is a very funny joke but it's already on this site

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Shastaki Aug 29, 2006

I think I posted this joke, but I'm not sure if it was before or after this one was . . . hmmm . . .

Comment score: 2  

Posted by BBKatsu Dec 04, 2007

Check the id.

Comment score: 2  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?