New Motorcyle

Joke ID#1684
Funny (3.17)
Rating (1.18)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byhilo
Corrected By jedichick1
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An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a great bike?", asked the first.

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'"

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

They must b blonde.

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Posted by grungy49 Jun 16, 2007

Or gay.

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