Cold Cream


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Joke ID#1681
Funny (3.09)
Rating (0.43)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byhilo
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"





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Posted by tissue Jan 15, 2004

Ah, yes. A good one.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by munkieluver Mar 27, 2005

TighT

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Angel_Baby Apr 01, 2005

good joke keep it up!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

pretty good joke.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 03, 2005

i love kids, u know. so sweet.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

So honest...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by SexyChic Sep 22, 2005

Good joke!! In the eyes of a child, it is so realistic since his mother is wiping off the cream.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Sep 24, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by wizkid Sep 24, 2006

I'm left wideeyed and my jaw is touching the ground. WOW!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 24, 2006

Ok, this is great!!

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Posted by bmonkey Sep 25, 2006

cool! i loved it

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Posted by willieslim Apr 10, 2008

If that were my mom, she'd knock the taste out of my mouth...

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