Idiot Saying of the World 3


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"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

"And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago"
- David Coleman, Sportscaster

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"We are trying to change the 1974 Constitution, whenever that was passed."
- Donald Kennard, Louisiana state representative

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it."
- Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company

"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six."
- Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

"Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
- Police detective questioning a wounded officer

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh




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Posted by Math_freak Jun 11, 2008

Some of these are really funny, others are just people making a mountain out of a molehill.

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Posted by evil996 Nov 16, 2009

I would comment on this, but I rather not.

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