Idiot Sayings of the World 1


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"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college."
- Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible."
- Ted Turner, Media Mogul




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Posted by mashfreak4077 May 24, 2008

Sorry! I accidentally put it under animal. I hope you like it anyways.

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Posted by Battery May 29, 2008

Loved it

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Posted by Math_freak Jun 11, 2008

the people saying these lines are animals with that IQ. lol!

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Posted by chiliwormeater4 Jul 07, 2008

haha lol, i love it so funny

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Posted by xJOKERx Mar 04, 2009

nice!

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