Halloween


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Joke ID#166
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One Halloween, a boy dressed up as a cowboy. He went to a house, and an elderly lady opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the kid in front of the boy said, "I'm an Indian! All day, I hunt buffalo and make teepees and wigwams!" and the lady gave him some candy. Then the boy was up in line. The elderly lady said, "What might you be?" and he replied, "I'm a cowboy! All day, I round up cattle and take them to corrals!" The lady gave him some candy.

So he went to the next house, and a scorching hot teenage girl opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the girl in front of the boy said, "I'm a lesbian. All day I think of women, all afternoon I think of women, and all night I think of women." The teenage girl gave her some candy, and next the boy was up. The teenage girl said, "What might you be?" The boy looked her up and down, and said, "Well, I thought I was a cowboy!"



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Posted by markmonnin Oct 28, 2005

HA! It took me a little bit, but I got it . Awesome Joke!

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jan 02, 2006

huh??? i dont get it

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Posted by bananasisthisx Jan 25, 2006

i dont get it either

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jan 25, 2006

WILL SOME! EXPLAIN IT???

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Posted by alalalalala Dec 10, 2006

omg gilmoregirlsfan i love them 2!!!!!!! arent they just FAB! omg and rory and like lorlei there jest 2 cool 4 skool!

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Posted by sweetmariah Dec 17, 2006

he thinks about women, too. so when the girl said that she thinks about women and is a lesbian, he thinks that he is a lesbian. any help?

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Posted by sweetmariah Dec 17, 2006

i just finished season 4 and 5 on dvd yesterday!!! i love gilmore girls!!!!! you rock "gilmoregirlsfan"!

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Posted by GilmoreGirlsRock Jan 13, 2007

omg im only on season 3 !!! over in the uk, we havent quite got season 4 yet but everyday i wait 4 the post in hope that it will come! (im alalala by the way i just did a new screenname!!)

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