Why You Should Never Go to a 5* Hotel

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Submitted ByMisbahulhaq
Corrected By boodler
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"What would you like to have; fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or coffee?"

"Tea, please."

"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"

"Ceylon tea."

"How would you like it? Black or white?"


"Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

"With milk, please."

"Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

"With cow milk, please."

"Milk from Friesland cow or African cow?"

"Um, I'll take it black."

"Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

"With sugar, please."

"Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

"Cane sugar, please."

"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

"Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

"Mineral water or still water?"

"Mineral water, please."

"Flavored or non-flavored?"

"I'd rather die of thirst!"

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Posted by scatteam_2 Jul 27, 2008

lol that was awesome!

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Posted by popesantaxiv Sep 10, 2010

Says something about our society, eh?

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Posted by Fathead Jul 26, 2017

Now, Aladdin had an easy way with this problem; he just yelled at Genie to hurry up.

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