Funny Quotes

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Submitted Byansh93
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Almost two hours into the Clemens and McNamee hearing, some interesting quotes can be found. (Credits to Yahoo! Sports, and 'Duk)

• "Mr. Clemens bled through his designer pants."

• "Mr. Clemens, do you recall any bleeding through your pants in 2001?"

• "Those little band-aids for his butt, if it bled."

• "Mr. Clemens, according to your account, Mr. McNamee injected your wife in your bedroom without your knowledge."

• "That said there was a palpable mass on the right buttock of Mr. Clemens. On another record, it also noticed a similar mass on the left buttock."

• "That was a hurried instance when we were in the closet."

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