Mine, All Mine!

Joke ID#16265
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Submitted Byboodler
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Pat and Mick decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Pat gets called in for his interview.

The boss asks Pat if he had worked underground mines before, and Pat replies, "Yes, of course I have."

The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked, and Pat says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet." The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that; get out of here - you're no miner!"

On his way out, Pat tells Mick to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job.

Mick gets called in. The boss asks Mick if he had worked underground mines before, to which Mick says, "Oh sure."

The boss asks how deep underground he worked, and Mick says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."

The boss says, "20,000 feet, wow! That is incredible! What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"

Mick says, "Oh, I didn't need lights, I worked on the day shift!"

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Posted by lolgirl Feb 09, 2008

that was great! perfect name for it

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