What the Hell is Marriage ?!#$*


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Joke ID#16115
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byshenqiang
Corrected By boodler
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Getting married is very much like going to a continental
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband
gives and the wife takes.

When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.




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