Dogs


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Joke ID#16087
Funny (3.11)
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CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byrhianon
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Dogs...
...steal your food.
...eat all of your tennis balls.
...make you pick up their waste products.
...take all of your covers.
...eat out of the trash.
...beg.
...bark loudly at 1:00 in the morning.
...drink out of the toilet, while it still has poo in it.
...have accidents, on your floor.

And you call you dog your BEST friend,
I can't imagine what your other friends do.




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Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Mar 27, 2008

Maybe your dog. Mine is sweet. He poops on his pad and only eats food when the 8 year old drops it. Still funny though

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