Reputations Deserved?

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* Perfume saleslady to customer: "Just a word of advice. Don't put this stuff on if you're not really serious about the guy."

* Contrary to popular belief, used-car salesmen are fairly honest with their customers. It's usually a condition of their parole.

* A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

* Only a salesman can make a customer think he is really absorbed by a customer's needs and at the same time calculate how much of a commission he can make out of the deal.

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