Useless Inventions

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Submitted ByJessrox97
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Some useless inventions:
1) A waterproof teabag
2) A swimsuit store in the North Pole
3) Sugar free, fat free, taste free chocolate
4) A parachute that opens on impact
5) An ejector seat in a helicopter

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Posted by popesantaxiv Nov 19, 2007

Funny. I don't get the last one, #5

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Posted by Jessrox97 Dec 01, 2007

An ejector seat in a helecopter would be useless because if the seat flew out of the top of the helecopter with u in the seat, u would hit the propellor.

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Posted by Alexeagle Dec 01, 2007

Last one's by far the best!

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