Skydiving Instructions For the Beginner


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Joke ID#15635
Funny (2.6)
Rating (0.98)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bypiano70
Corrected By reptile5000
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Get to the ledge of the plane.
Then, you will do the following:

1.Squat
2.Pray
3.Leap
4.AHHHH! (It's what you scream on the way down, isn't it?)
5.Touchdown

Yes sir, thats S...P...L...A...T

In other words,

SPLAT!




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Posted by piano70 Aug 15, 2007

I know this is from a tv show, but this is all too funny!

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Posted by reptile5000 Aug 16, 2007

Hmm...Drake and Josh...?

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Posted by piano70 Aug 16, 2007

I think so. My dad told me, and after I submitted it, a friend told me it was from a tv show.

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