Magical Mirror


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Joke ID#15463
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Submitted Bybjonbdbhinbidbjz
Corrected By boodler
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There was a magical mirror that showed the prettiest and ugliest people in the world. The mirror said that May Honzirop was the prettiest and the ugliest was Shakira Hobo. May was going to go in front of millions of people to get a Guinness world record.

The mirror said, the day before May went on stage, "I think you'll brag about all your "success" and just become unpopular again."

May replied, "SHUT UP, YOU STUPID MIRROR! I WILL THROW YOU AWAY AFTER I'M DONE!"

It was the next day. She was on stage with Shakira Hobo. She announced, "Now the mirror will choose the prettiest and the ugliest people."

The mirror was still upset, but decided to answer anyway.

The mirror announced to about 25 million people, "The prettiest person is Shakira Hobo, and the ugliest is May Honzirop, and that is the truth!"

Everyone laughed at May. The mirror said, "Payback!"

A minute later, May was pelted with tomatoes.




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