The Smart Pills

Joke ID#15447
Funny (2.95)
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Celanba
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As most young, weak, and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just made his life downright miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he figured out what would get them back, he went all out.

He was on the bus where he normally got his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth making it obvious to the rest of the kids as possible by making yum yum noises.

The bully, without asking, snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"

"Well, they're smart pills."

"Smart pills?" the bully asked, then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth. "Pweeuuweppblahhh!" he reacted. "What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit poop!"

"See? You're getting smarter already!"

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Posted by taran083 Oct 04, 2007

My question is... how'd he know what Rabbit poop tasted like to begin with o.O?

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Posted by boodler Oct 04, 2007

They really are smart pills, then, eh?

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