Doing the Splits

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Submitted Byboodler
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An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper language."

"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've not taught that bird to swear."

"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor, "but yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."

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