Bad Jokes 1

Joke ID#15321
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Submitted Bydodgydogman
Corrected By boodler
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How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.

What do termites eat for breakfast?

What do massage therapists eat for dinner?

Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.

How does the queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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