Pretentions - Or, Do Not Assume!

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Submitted Byboodler
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid."

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

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Posted by violasrule May 31, 2007

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Posted by kskarpias Jun 27, 2007

lmao XD funny

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Posted by j_mon Jun 27, 2007


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Posted by FemmeFatale Jun 28, 2007

this is so fact it is so realstic i ve actual seen this happen...the mans face wen he haerd that was priceless LMAO love it

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 21, 2007


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Posted by popesantaxiv Nov 17, 2007


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