Game Warden

Joke ID#15167
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Submitted Byboodler
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A farmer and his friend were leaning on a fence chatting.
Suddenly, the local Game Warden showed up and insisted on checking the farmer's property and, in particular, a certain field. The farmer refused to allow him access to the field but the Warden insisted he had the right, saying, "I'm the Game Warden and I have a card! This card allows me to go in." Before the farmer could stop him, the Warden was off into the field.

Soon, a horrifying scream pierced the air and the Warden, being chased by a massive bull, reappeared running for his life. "Help, help!" he cried.

The farmer shouted back, "Show him your card! Show him your card!"

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Posted by ntsoaky Jun 05, 2007

omg! roflol! *gasp* hilarious Way 2 go, boodler.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by HIMrocksmysocks Jun 05, 2007

lol gret joke!! lol i would've done the same thing : ]

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Posted by wizkid Jun 06, 2007

This had me laughing so hard. Good Job!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by shaggyrogers1234 Nov 29, 2007

ehh, seen better...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by notthatfunny Jan 06, 2011

not that funny... seen better

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