How to be Politically Correct With Women I


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She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - she is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - she commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - she is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - she achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - she is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - she has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.




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