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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Latin Course To Be Canceled - No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal"

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest




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