A Bunch of Mind Boggling Questions


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Submitted ByComfyAndJoy
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Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If Denny's is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?




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Posted by BBKatsu Apr 28, 2007

You've got a point with that last one!!! lol (oh yeah, and the parachute one)

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Posted by Fathead Dec 19, 2012

The last one is cute but nonsense. Only light can go at that speed.

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Posted by Fathead Dec 19, 2012

The last one is cute but nonsense. Only light can go at that speed.

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