Five Finger Discount


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Joke ID#14795
Funny (2.68)
Rating (1.4)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By soaringeyrien
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My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favourite song. After he located it, he realized that he had forgotten his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants.

Well, as we were leaving the store, the cashier stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but is that a record in your pants?"

To this he responded, "It may not be a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."




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