One Banana, Two Banana

Joke ID#14722
Funny (2.51)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By schatzy228
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Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?"

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

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Posted by BBKatsu Apr 28, 2007


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Posted by schatzy228 May 02, 2007

hooray,,a new joke,,, and funny too

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Posted by ntsoaky May 02, 2007

love it!

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Posted by LVninja May 02, 2007


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Posted by salem33466 May 05, 2007


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Posted by Andy May 10, 2007


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