Teachers' Remarks that Changed the History of Physics


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-Archimedes, you are late again. Don't tell me that you were locked again in the bathroom.
-Copernicus, when will you understand that you are not the center of the world?
-Galileo, if you will drop stones from the top of the tower one more time, you will be dismissed forever.
-Kepler, till when will you stare at the sky?
-Newton, will you please stop idling away under the apple tree?
-Volta, I can see you have a lot of potential.
-Ohm, must you resist Ampère's opinions on current events?
-Nikola Tesla, I see that everyone is attracted to your magnetic personality.
-Einstein, a crocodile is greener or is it wider?
-Schrödinger, stop abusing cats!
-Heisenberg, when will you be sure of yourself?




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