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Joke ID#14615
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CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bysoaringeyrien
Corrected By nogakat
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10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full 'KISS' makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.

AND THE #1 REASON YOU'LL KNOW YOUR TEENAGE AMISH SON IS IN TROUBLE IS:

1. He's wearing his big black hat BACKWARDS!!!




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Posted by animaru2413 Apr 12, 2007

that was amazingly funny! it reminded me of amish paradise by weird al yanchovic

Comment score: 4  

Posted by BBKatsu Nov 29, 2007

Wierd Al is skillful

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 29, 2007

Wierd Al Amish Paradise rules!

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Posted by 90sgirl Jan 18, 2009

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain..."

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