Going To The Lake


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Joke ID#14572
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Rating (0.61)
CategoryMedical  
Submitted Byboodler
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One afternoon, Tommy is driving down a highway to spend some time at a lake and relax. On his way to the lake, he spots a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway, gesturing for him to stop.
He rolls down his window and asks, "How can I help you?"

"I'm the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?" the guy in red says.

Smiling, Tommy hands the guy a sandwich and drives away. A few short minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy is dressed completely in yellow, and he's standing on the side, motioning for him to stop.

Slightly annoyed, he stops, rolls down the window, and says, "What can I do for you?"

"I'm the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?" the guy in yellow asks.

Barely managing a smile, Tommy hands the guy a can of soda and takes off again. Wanting to reach the lake before sunset, he decides to go faster and not stop, no matter what.

Much to his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road. This guy is dressed in blue and is signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, he stops one last time, rolls down his window, and screams, "Let me guess. You must be the blue jerk of the highway. Just what the hell do you wanna have?"

"Driver's license and registration, please!"




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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 04, 2007

very funny

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Posted by NoQuestion Mar 06, 2007

I ve heard this joke before, but it is still very funny

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Posted by Question_Sleep Apr 01, 2007

I don't get it...

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Posted by taran083 Apr 15, 2007

someone messed this joke up. please correct it. i cant understand any of it. because of that, i rated 0 on it.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by taran083 Apr 28, 2007

Thank you for having this joke corrected, i would have rated this 3 smileys.

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Posted by DennysGirl Jul 23, 2007

why is this in medical?

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Posted by mth_lvr Jul 16, 2008

will someone please explain this!

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Posted by violasrule Aug 14, 2008

The blue guy is a police officer

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Posted by violasrule Aug 14, 2008

The blue guy is a police officer

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Posted by 90sgirl May 21, 2009

The red and yellow jerks are there for pranks. They make drivers so pissed that they overspeed and get caught by the police. And seeing him all dressed in blue, drivers call the police "the blue jerk." Okay? Okay.

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