Dead Baby Jokes


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Joke ID#14545
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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off!

Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung!

Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked!

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail its other hand to the floor!

Q: What do you call a dead baby and 6 week old bread?
A: A Big Mac!

Q: How do you make a man pregnant?
A: Stick a dead baby up his ass!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them!

Q: What crawls on the floor and can't fit in an elevator?
A: A baby with a javelin through it's head!

Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt!

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
A: You can't gargle gravel!

Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compactor!

Q: What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
A: One is legal to hit with an axe!

Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!

Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: With a blender!

Q: How do you get them out again?
A: With tortilla chips!

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes!

Q: What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A: A baby shot through a snowblower!

Q: What's red, pink, yellow, and on the bottom of the pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties!

Q: What's green, black, yellow, and on the bottom of the pool!
A: That same baby 3 weeks later!

Q: What's the difference between a Lambourgini and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Lambourgini in my garage!




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Posted by checkers467 Apr 17, 2007

this is sick, man. sick. you shouldnt be making jokes about dead babies. thats just sad.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by maryvirginia69 Apr 17, 2007

I agree 110%!!!!! SICK!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Battery Apr 17, 2007

only 110%? this joke is horrible.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by Alexeagle Apr 27, 2007

Yeah! This joke is disgusting!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky May 02, 2007

u nid therapy. u r so insensitive, u jerk.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by reptile5000 Jul 17, 2007

I suggest everyone votes 'R' - as Drunky suggested on the forums.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by xxpsycho37xx Nov 06, 2007

i think these jokes were hilarious... i have heard adn told many dead baby jokes, but you my friend had new adn very funny ones... thank you for the new arsenal... btw... these are under gross and it is rated r adn they are called dead baby jokes, so you ppl need to either accept it or stay away...

Comment score: 0  

Posted by oweird1 Jan 03, 2008

u sick person ugh...

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Posted by Question_Sleep May 01, 2008

If you think this is sick, why did you click the link?

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Posted by mth_lvr Jul 01, 2008

luv the last 1

Comment score: 1  

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