Virus Alert


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Joke ID#14439
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Submitted ByComfyAndJoy
Corrected By timmycool
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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please.
We wanna give you a warning,
'Cause I found out this morning,
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus.

If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese',
Better off protecting your chances,
Under no circumstances, should you open it,
Or else it will...

Translate your documents into Swahili,
Make your TV record "Gigli",
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling,
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze,
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs,
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too,
And the hard drive of anyone related to you!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody!

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls,
It'll make your keyboard all sticky,
Give your poodle a hickey,
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney,
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls,
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower,
So just trash it now, or else it will...

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool!

Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull,
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull,
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep,
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep,
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card,
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards,
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space,
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place,
That's right it's a...

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody,
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody,
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now!

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born,
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn,
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down,
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground,
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine,
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody!

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody,
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody,
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now,
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!




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Posted by coldfire Feb 03, 2007

um.. could it be a sarcastic joke for those who always send many chain-emails in some social website like myspace?:p You should've put "FF:" in front of the title though:p

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Posted by timmycool Feb 09, 2007

this is utter CRAP

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Giggles Feb 15, 2007

i agree-CRAPPY

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