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Joke ID#14434
Funny (2.19)
Rating (1.63)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bywormat22
Corrected By boodler
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Once there was a woman taking a shower when she heard a knock on door. A voice called, "It's me, the fireman."
So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The fireman said, "Congratulate me, I just put out a fire!"
So the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. Then she heard another knock on her door and a voice called, "It's me, the policeman".
So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The policeman said, "Congratulate me, I just caught a robber".
So the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. But before long she heard another knock on her door and a voice called, "It's me, the blind man," so she didn't bother putting a towel around herself and answered the door where the blind man said, "Congratulate me, I just got my eyesight back!"




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Posted by carissker9 Jan 29, 2007

1st-dupe 2nd-heard it way too many times 3rd-how can a blind man get his eyesight back?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by haha92 Jan 31, 2007

he wasn't really blind...he just said that so she would come out without her naked.

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Posted by carissker9 Feb 07, 2007

no, it said that the blindman came to the door

Comment score: -1  

Posted by timmycool Feb 09, 2007

for gids sake its a bloody joke. Its not real life! where have you been living???

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Posted by timmycool Feb 09, 2007

i meant for 'gods' sake

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Posted by timmycool Feb 09, 2007

oh yeah and cassid...whatever the hell your name is anyway... If the joke told you to jump off a cliff, would you do that?

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