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Joke ID#1443
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Submitted Bycool_star
Corrected By silvermoonisis
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One day, a grieving relative came to a grave yard to talk to the grave digger.

The woman said to him "I am very poor, and I don't know how I can pay for my husband to be buried!"

The grave digger replied "No problem, I have ways for you to save money while having your husband buried."

"How?" The woman asked.

"It's very simple," the grave digger replied. "To save money on the coffin, all you do is put your husband's body in a large plastic bag, instead of a coffin. To save money on space of the burial, bury your husband standing up instead of laying down. To save money on the headstone, all you need to do to identify your husband is to bury only half of his body and leave his head and half of his body above groud. This also saves money and labour of me digging a whole grave!"




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