Three Little Pigs


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Joke ID#1435
Funny (3.19)
Rating (1.31)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By Newf
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know"..he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"





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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

It must've been little Johnny! Hilarious!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

It must've been little Johnny! Hilarious!

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 21, 2006

I agree! It sounds exactly like something Johnny would say!!

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