The Typewriter


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Joke ID#1433
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Submitted Bydatra16
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."



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Posted by username Jul 09, 2005

what's so funny?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by taran083 Jan 30, 2006

Let me rewrite what he just said. to "use the typewrite" means lets have sex. When she says there's a red ribbon in the typewriter, it means "i cant because im having my period" then a few days later, when she says "you can type that letter now" it means "lets have sex now" and when he replies "i wrote it by hand." it means he masturbated.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by taran083 Jan 30, 2006

Let me rewrite what he just said. to "use the typewrite" means lets have sex. When she says there's a red ribbon in the typewriter, it means "i cant because im having my period" then a few days later, when she says "you can type that letter now" it means "lets have sex now" and when he replies "i wrote it by hand." it means he masturbated.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by taran083 Jan 30, 2006

Let me rewrite what he just said. to "use the typewrite" means lets have sex. When she says there's a red ribbon in the typewriter, it means "i cant because im having my period" then a few days later, when she says "you can type that letter now" it means "lets have sex now" and when he replies "i wrote it by hand." it means he masturbated.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

he gave himself a handjob

Comment score: 2  

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