How 2 Identify a Dum Guy=P

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Submitted ByMuhammadbinhamza
Corrected By reptile5000
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How to identify a dumb guy.

You should be sure the person is a dum guy when he:
• Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• Tries to drown a fish in water.
• Thinks socialism means partying.
• Trips over a cordless phone.
• Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
• Studies for a blood test and fails.
• Sells the car for gas money.
• Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
• Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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Posted by Battery Mar 19, 2007

dont get so mad just cos he made a joke about you.

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