Alien Abduction


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Joke ID#14255
Funny (2.36)
Rating (1.79)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byskywalker207
Corrected By Fathead
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Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.

Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"

Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bill says. "What did the alien do to you?"

"I don't remember all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien."

Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"

Ted responds, "Bill."




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