Golden Oldies

Joke ID#1425
Funny (2.99)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By newf
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

Their domestic tranquility had long been known about the town, and on this very special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit.

He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well"...explained the husband..."it all goes all the way back to our honeymoon, you see, we visited the Grand Canyon and we took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule."

He continues..."well now, we hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled, she quietly said...that's once."

"We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again and my wife quietly spoke...that's twice."

"You know, that mule hadn't gone a half-mile when it stumbled a third time."

My wife promptly removed a gun from her purse, hopped off the beast, and shot the mule dead."

"I protested over her treatment of the mule, she slowly turned to me and quietly said...that's once."

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Posted by datra16 Jun 19, 2003

why are there all these weird spaces in my joke?!?!?! they werent there when i typed it.

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Posted by hilo Jul 14, 2003

It's still funny

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Posted by kellyc_12_2004 Oct 15, 2005

I've heard this joke before except it was the guy not the lady saying, "That's once."...great joke!

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 11, 2005

i love this one. 2 my faves.

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Posted by lyris Apr 20, 2006

It's the same punchline.. I think it should be considered a dupe..

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