Joke ID#14246
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Submitted ByMuhammadbinhamza
Corrected By haha92
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One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen.

"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 14, 2007

funny stuff

Comment score: 2  

Posted by thekewlestkid Feb 11, 2007

lolz I wouldn't want to drink that water either!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ellesyew_lvr_23 Feb 20, 2007

thts funny!!!! (really!)

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