What to Wear?

Joke ID#14234
Funny (2.73)
Rating (1.14)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bytigger
Corrected By boodler
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A man received a notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear to the meeting with the IRS agent. The accountant said, "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you're poor."
The man asked his lawyer the same question. The lawyer advised, "Show them you're a professional. Wear your best suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to his rabbi and asked his advice. "Let me tell you a story," the rabbi said. "A woman was getting married. She asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mom said, `Wear a long flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck,' but her best friend said, `Wear a sexy negligee.'"
The man asked. "What does this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"
The rabbi replied, "The lesson is that no matter what you wear, you're going to get screwed."

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