A Few One-Liners II

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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