Dreadful Quotes: Cook


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"I'm a little teapot, short and stout."

"I have whooping cough!"

"Where did my bandage go?"

"I think I'm going to puke."

"I can compare myself to Rachel Ray! NOT!"

"If I mess up one more time, I'm turning this blade on you."

"I summon up my Eighth Amendment Right!"

"I wanted to be an executioner!"

"Burp!"

"I just live here."

"What color the meat is, I don't care! I'm not even wearing any underwear!"

"Man, this place just stunk up bad."

"You want fries with that?"

"Johnny, my meat is on fire!"

"Surreal."




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