George Bush - Liar?


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Joke ID#14033
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Byvbguy101
Corrected By boodler
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A few decades from now, George Bush will die (everyone dies eventually). He goes up to Heaven where he sees a bunch of clocks, and he asks God what the clocks do.
"These clocks go forward one minute each time the person tells a lie."

Bush looks for his clock.

"Where's mine?"

"Oh, that one? I use that as a ceiling fan."

"WHAT?"




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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 11, 2006

Funny

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Posted by bmonkey Dec 12, 2006

mama mia! i guess bush lies every sec! cute

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Posted by then00b12 Mar 27, 2008

nice one, everyone knows bush lies.

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