Cleaning Poem


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Joke ID#14032
Funny (2.85)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By boodler
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I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer, "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shone the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.




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Posted by RustyDQ Dec 09, 2006

Ah, a woman... or man... after my own heart! Adorable!

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Posted by coldfire Dec 10, 2006

This poem is so true

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