More Mistakes in Publication


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More mistakes in publication,

-Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

-Stock up and save. Limit: one.

-Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

-We build bodies that last a lifetime. Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last.

-This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

-For Sale--Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

-For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

-Man, honest. Will take anything.

-Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

-Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

-Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

-Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

-Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

-Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

-Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

-Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

-3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

-Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

-Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

-See ladies blouses. 50% off!

-Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

-Illiterate? Write today for free help.

-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

-Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

-Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.

-Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

-And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

-We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.




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