Bucket and Saucer

Joke ID#13844
Funny (2.67)
Rating (2.45)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byqwerty123
Corrected By boodler
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3 married women are sitting around chatting about their married life and eventually the subject of birth control comes up.

The 1st woman says, "Well, we use condoms and they seem to work ok; we only have 3 children after 20 years of marriage."

The 2nd woman speaks up. "We use the pill and it works really well; we only have 2 children after 20 years of marriage."

The 3rd woman finally speaks up and says, "Well, we don't go for any of that fancy stuff; we use the bucket and saucer method and we don't have any children after 15 years of marriage and we have sex just about every day."

The 2 other women are shocked that someone could be married for 15 years and not use any conventional birth control and not have children so they ask the 3rd woman what the bucket and saucer method is so they can try it.

The 3rd woman says, "Well, I am 6 feet tall and my husband is 5 foot 4, and every time we have sex we are standing up. Now, as he is so much shorter than me, he stands on a bucket while we are doing it and I look right into his eyes the whole time, and when his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him!"

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Posted by Battery Nov 13, 2006

nice congratz on your yellow star

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 15, 2006

very funny!

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 18, 2006

, you've been talking to my first wife

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