Simple One Liners


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Joke ID#13818
Funny (1.82)
Rating (1.85)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bytaran083
Corrected By boodler
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Here is some random advice to make you smile...

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If you have sex 365 times a year, and if you melted down all of the condoms to make a tire, what would you call it? A fuckin Goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood to lift her top so he could suck her tits. "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "Eat me like the fuckin book says!"

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The rooster exclaimed, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy!"

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.




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