Dumb Pennsylvania State Law

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It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Nov 13, 2006

Now I know I won't be going to Penn any time soon....I always sleep on my refrigerator....dang....

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Posted by Battery Nov 13, 2006

and i catch fish with dynamite

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Posted by evil996 Sep 02, 2011

Yeah and I have exactly 16 women to live with under one roof. dang

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