Dumb Pennsylvania State Law


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It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
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You may not sing in the bathtub.
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Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
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Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
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Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
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You may not catch a fish with your hands.
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You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
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Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
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Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
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All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
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No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.




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Posted by dragonlilly1 Nov 13, 2006

Now I know I won't be going to Penn any time soon....I always sleep on my refrigerator....dang....

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Posted by Battery Nov 13, 2006

and i catch fish with dynamite

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Posted by evil996 Sep 02, 2011

Yeah and I have exactly 16 women to live with under one roof. dang

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