It's The Law V

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You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

West Virginia:
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake.

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