The Best Of Everything


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Joke ID#13728
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Submitted Byboodler
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A Newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune, and after a couple of years is doing very well for himself. His brother calls from Newfoundland to tell him their father is very ill and probably won't survive.
"Well, if he dies I'll pay for the funeral; the best of everything, spare no expense, just send me the bill," says the Toronto Newfie.

Two weeks later he gets a bill in the mail for $7500.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.

The following week he gets a bill for $75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.

The following week he gets another bill for $75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.

The following week he gets yet another bill for $75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.

The following week he gets a bill for $75.00
He calls his brother and says, "What the hell is going on; why do keep get a bill for $75.00 every week?"

His brother tells him, "Well, you said spare no expense, so we rented Dad a tux."




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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 01, 2006

another classic

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Dec 06, 2006

OMG too funny....good one...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Dec 06, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by boodler Dec 06, 2006

Having rented a tux for their Dad, they've now got to pay $75 every week for ever!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by BBKatsu Dec 06, 2007

Might as well buy it from the company now...

Comment score: 2  

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