Gods Messanger

Joke ID#13693
Funny (2.22)
Rating (0.96)
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Submitted ByEins
Corrected By boodler
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A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class.

He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes, when a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, and hit him full force in the face and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold!

At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

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Posted by Eins Oct 26, 2006

not sure if it's on the site already or not but meh w.e I liked it so I submitted it

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Posted by ntsoaky Oct 27, 2006

Good joke

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Posted by jbsmooooth Oct 27, 2006

i LIKE THAT ONE I would call it the Substitute hand of God. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?!?!?

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Posted by mellew Dec 16, 2006

or maybe he was god's way of knowckin him off. great joke!!

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